If a guy is staring at you boobs just look directly at his package. Maybe squint...– Girl Code (via irishgirl556)
I aspire to be a slut.– Nicole Byer (via fuckedf0rever)
When people say you’re photogenic, it’s like another way of saying you’re uglier...– Girl Code on Compliments (via weaselette-regeneration)
insecure-happiness: don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
fearless-stormclaw: fartgallery: bel0w-zer0: fartgallery: what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere It would give running someone over a whole new meaning a hit and run running a red light