May 2013
“If a guy is staring at you boobs just look directly at his package. Maybe squint...”
– Girl Code (via irishgirl556)
“I aspire to be a slut.”
– Nicole Byer (via fuckedf0rever)
“When people say you’re photogenic, it’s like another way of saying you’re uglier...”
– Girl Code on Compliments (via weaselette-regeneration)
insecure-happiness:
don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
fearless-stormclaw:
fartgallery:
bel0w-zer0:
fartgallery:
what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere
It would give running someone over a whole new meaning
a hit and run
running a red light
